Welcome to Tobyvision.com's wacky venture to the lighter side of the internet.  Yes -- here, we have collected some of the most inane, bizarre, or downright stupid things ever written on da' net.

Actually, it's not nearly as thorough as I made it sound just now, but we're trying to put up some appearance of professionalism so people don't realize what a half-assed organization this is (as if you couldn't tell from our idiotic color scheme).  God, we hate ourselves here.  Anyway, onward ho!

NO COMMENT NECESSARY
"locmiths r morons."
--some idiot with an inexplicable axe to grind

BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL KENNEDY
"ALL LIBERALS ARE TERRORISTS WHO WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA BY WORKING FOR THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS, THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION, THE UNITED NATIONS, THE ROCKEFELLERS, THE BILDERBERGERS, THE SKULL & BONES, THE SCROLL & KEY, BOHEMIAN GROVE AND THE ILLUMINATI!!!!"
--a guy who assumes people are much more active than they are

THIS ISN'T INHERENTLY FUNNY, EXCEPT THAT IT CAME OFF A MENSA NEWSGROUP
"Explain you answer!"
--some Mensa boy

OR YOU COULD JUST GET MONEY
"Get the girl you wanted with MIND POWER SEDUCTION."
--internet spam

THERE REALLY IS NO GOOD COMEBACK FOR THIS
"You still can't communicate on matters that choke you like the last penis you swallowed."
--someone you don't want to get in an argument with

I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING
"Another question, why do the tropicalists believe in fictitious houses i.e. ignoring true meridian houses of the Earth? Tropicalists must be out of their mind."
--someone taking up an interesting cause

I ONLY BELIEVE WHAT JAMES TRAFICANT TELLS ME
"The Fuckin U.s. Government is full of shit, I mean they lie and make all you people believe every word they say..."
--anarchist dude

NOW THIS REALLY WOULD SEEM TO BE IN POOR TASTE
"As I type this I am ORGASMING on a picture of Lisa Lopes' autopsy and once it is dried I will burn it and stomp on the ashes at the foot of her grave."
--guy with issues

TWINS34 CORNER

Please enjoy these quotes from the always grammatically-challenged friend of Tobyvision, "Twins34".

FUNNY, THEY LIKE YOU!
"i hate Brazil.  they are my worst team i hate."

WELL, AT LEAST MAYBE YOU'RE SMARTER THAN MENSA FOLKS
"i am alway right.  or am i."

TOURETTE'S TWINSY!
"you are a @#%$ @#%$: @#%$ you and getting that @#%$ links out of here or esle.  i will be spamming."

MORON: YOU A MORON
"Texting: it a Text."

FIVE BILLION DOLLARS TO ANYONE WHO CAN DECIPHER THIS
"because he doing some work on this board i think and some of the powers don't work my mess up again so that why I think."