E-MAIL A CLUB!

shit, I blew my line.........

E-MAIL A CUB!

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insane-nut.bmp (191014 bytes)Hey!  Yes, you!

Have you ever wanted to talk to a real live major league ballplayer?  Have you ever wanted to get into Melissa Joan Hart's pants?  Well, now you can do both with our brand new "E-mail a Cub!" feature!  Here's how!

Open up Microsoft Word, or anything where you can just sit down and write.   Then, write something to your favorite Cub.  Whether it be fan letters, marriage proposals, naked pictures, or death threats, they want to hear from you.   Now... still with me?

Good.  Now erase the file and try to forget you just wrote e-mail to a fictional baseball player.